givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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poopflow:

LEGENDARY

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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bombing:

giant starbucks cup walks late into class holding a small human

(via ebunnies)

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

(via zombiebunny148)

goldenbabyshowers:

this is what jesus died for

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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